inquisitorpsyduck:

richardarmitge:

she was a girl

he was a boy

can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated

Well Strax might not get it

(via thelittlestred)

(via writeinwhite)

Made a ‘bitch I might be’ comment on FB to my girlfriend (who is also a tumblr user, so I was safe), and got ragged by my sister for calling her a bitch.

Bitch.

It’s.

A.

Tumblr.

Reference.

And.

You.

Ain’t.

Cool.

Enough.

mishawinsexster:

Villains have surprisingly peppy ringtones.

(via thefaultinourchickennuggets)

make-me-your-queen:

stonecoldpinkerton:

hexele:

samandriel:

angelsloveonlyinsecret:

amaltheias:

kili-at-my-service:

#oh look #now it’s cas’ family that’s burning on the ceiling

dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a couple millennia

OH LOOK. METATRON MADE A POST

“Metratron” has replaced “Satan” on this website so quickly

Satan was at least charming

Metatron should have picked a better looking vessel

I don’t think his vessel has anything to do with it

(via thefaultinourchickennuggets)

thescienceofjohnlock:

averypotterseniorfeels:

bbc-booknerd12888:

• I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
• I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
• I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
• I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston
• I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ
• I do not watch anything just for hot guys

• I can still appreciate that they are really hot 

(via thefaultinourchickennuggets)

glittertech:

sweetmotherofyaoi:

oh god.

We’re that bad, huh?

Neopets.

Did you do the thing, Neopets?

Tell me the truth, Neopets.

(via grandinquisitor-ofpies)

this-is-clarity:

So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.

Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.” 

Legolas is Moon Moon

(via grandinquisitor-ofpies)

thetinyplanetexplorer:

raggedyangels:

hrhblaine:

#LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING BOUT THIS RUDE ASS MOVIE #IF YOU HADN’T READ THE BOOK PRIOR TO SEEING THIS HEART SHATTERING MASTERPIECE #YOURE IN FOR A FUCKING TREAT #THEY GET YOU SO ATTACHED TO THESE TWO KIDS YOU END UP SHIPPING THEM UNCONSCIOUSLY #AND RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF YOU PLANNING THEIR WEDDING, THE MOVIE THROWS A KINK IN YOUR DREAMS #AND BY ‘KINK’ I MEAN LESLIE’S DEAD BODY FLOATING IN THE RIVER OF JESSE’S TEARS

this movie confused me so much because it was disguised as a kid’s movie so i spent most of it just waiting for leslie to turn up alive and it all to be a big mistake but then it was the end and she was still dead and i spent the rest of the day crying angrily

the whole time i was watching this i was literally whispering to myself, “she’ll be okay, it’s just a joke, she’ll come back.” and then she didn’t

We read this book in fifth grade. FIFTH FUCKING GRADE. THIS IS HOW MY TEACHER TAUGHT US THAT THE REAL WORLD SUCKS BECAUSE YOUR OTP DIES.

(via sandysmithbatch)

meme4u:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.